“Ugh, She’s Still Not Getting the Whole Math Thing. I Know It’s Early, But Do You Have the Number of That Guy Felicity Huffman Was Talking About?,” 1891
“It’s Okay, Girls. But I Think We’ve All Learned a Lesson About Name-Calling Today. Where Did You Ever Hear of a Word Like ‘Feckless’ Anyway?,” Before 1886
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch “It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We’re Presenting We Should Say, “And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To…,” ca. 1668-1670