MASTERPIECE #1608 José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese “Troubling News From the Border, Sire. They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa’s Sleigh, and Now He’s Being Held for Questioning,” 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1430 Carlos Mugica y Perez, Spanish King Ferdinand III of Castile, Preparing to Show Off His Fruit Ninja Skills, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1401 Antonio Gisbert, Spanish Spanish Prisoner Refusing to Apologize for Calling Queen Elizabeth a Butterface, 1860 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1381 Edmund Blair Leighton, English“Next Up, It’s a Boy King in Mint Condition, the Perfect Addition to Any Realm. Do I Hear Ten Shillings?,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1313 Jose Casado del Alisal, Spanish “I Apologize, Sire. Housekeeping Assured Me the Room Was Ready,” 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1281 Jean-Paul Laurens, French King Robert II of France, Just Informed That He Didn’t Win This Year’s Church Raffle, 1875 Oil on canvas