MASTERPIECE #2227 Edward Poynter, British“Wait! Take Off Your Sandals! We Just Had the Carpet Steam-Cleaned!,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2197 Manuel GarcÃa Hispaleto, Spanish “I’m Taking Bets on the Royal Baby’s Name. Currently the Favorites are Arthur and Albert, and the Two Biggest Longshots are Cooter and Zeke,” ca. 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2163 Jean-Baptiste-Ange Tissier, French “No Sir, My Design Does NOT Include a, Um, ‘Gnarly Waterslide,’ But Of Course That’s an Option,” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2154 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “Psst! I Know You Didn’t Want Any Help, Your Majesty — But You’ve Got the Letters To Play ‘Chillax.’ AND It Would Be a Triple Word Score,” 1862 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2132 Joseph Severn, English “Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2084 Henry Stacy Marks, English “Yo, My Liege, I’m Just Sayin’. If His Highness Wanted a Ranch Style, It Would’ve Been Nice If He’d Told Us Earlier,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2064 Uros Predic, Serbian James Franco and Sacagawea in “Richard III,” 1919 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2025 Henri Regnault, French Why You Don’t Make Fun of the Moorish King’s Pink Dress, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2014 Paul Delaroche, French The Princes in the Tower Secretly Reading “Diary of a Wimpy Kid,” 1831 Oil on canvas