MASTERPIECE #2163 Jean-Baptiste-Ange Tissier, French “No Sir, My Design Does NOT Include a, Um, ‘Gnarly Waterslide,’ But Of Course That’s an Option,” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2154 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “Psst! I Know You Didn’t Want Any Help, Your Majesty — But You’ve Got the Letters To Play ‘Chillax.’ AND It Would Be a Triple Word Score,” 1862 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2132 Joseph Severn, English “Sorry To Bother You, Ms. Queen of Scots, But Before You’re Beheaded, Could We Get Your Autograph?,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2084 Henry Stacy Marks, English “Yo, My Liege, I’m Just Sayin’. If His Highness Wanted a Ranch Style, It Would’ve Been Nice If He’d Told Us Earlier,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2077 Anthony Frederick Sandys, English Lady Eleanor Petre Displaying the Shiv She Made in Women’s Prison, ca. 1880 Colored chalk
MASTERPIECE #2064 Uros Predic, Serbian James Franco and Sacagawea in “Richard III,” 1919 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2025 Henri Regnault, French Why You Don’t Make Fun of the Moorish King’s Pink Dress, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2014 Paul Delaroche, French The Princes in the Tower Secretly Reading “Diary of a Wimpy Kid,” 1831 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2013 Miklos Barabas, Hungarian Emperor Franz Joseph I in His Skinny Jeans, 1853 Oil on canvas