MASTERPIECE #1074 John Singer Sargent, American My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2480 Erulo Eroli, Italian That Time I Walked In On My Roommate “Polishing the Old Saddle,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2231 Julius Kronberg, Swedish Sign You Need a New Roommate #11: He’s an Avid Harpist Who Dresses Like Tarzan, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1519 Norman Macbeth, Scottish The Artist, Seriously Considering Shanking His Roommate if He Doesn’t Stop With the Snoring, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #856 Guercino, Italian Guy Warning Roommates Not to Go In There For Awhile, 1645 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #830 Henrik Weber, Hungarian The Artist’s Family, Realizing The Studio Apartment Thing Isn’t Working, 1846 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #682 Adam Elsheimer, German Jesus’s No-Good Brother Dwayne, Still Living in the Basement at 40, 1600 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #362 Niccolo Bambini, Italian Jesus Reaming Paul Out for Leaving Rotten Cheese in the Fridge, 1681 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #274 Edgar Degas, French My A-Hole Roommate, Refusing To Clean Up His Crap, 1879 Oil on canvas