César Pattein, French
When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity’s Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2261
Category: Romance
MASTERPIECE #2241
Fredrik Ahlstedt, Finnish
Girl Trying To Contain Her Joy at Discovering That Her Boyfriend Plays the Accordion, 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2191
Carl Probst, Austrian
Romeo, Wondering What Juliet Meant When She Said, “BRB — I Totally Have To Instagram This!,” 1874
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2161
Auguste Alexandre Hirsch, French
“Sorry. I’d Let You Play It, But I Don’t Think I Could Survive Having My Harp Broken Again,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2137
William Bouguereau, French
“Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2136
Jan Vermeer, Dutch
“It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2121
William Holman Hunt, English
“My Parents Are Spending a Fortune on Our Wedding, So They Don’t Want To Take Any Chances. But Right After the Ceremony, the Leg Irons Come Off. I Promise,” 1850
Oil on mahogany wood or panel
MASTERPIECE #2099
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Hey Beautiful, I Think You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin’ Hot To-NIGHT!,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2098
William Holyoake, English
Suzanne’s Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2094
William Powell Frith, English
Randall’s Movie Career Was Derailed By the Fact He Couldn’t Get Through a Single Love Scene Without Looking at the Camera, 1875
Oil on canvas