THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1631 (2/2/17) Brian Hatton, British “I’m Sorry Sir, But You’re Either Going To Have To Put On Some Pants, Or Find Yourself Another Chipotle,” 1906 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2392 Johann Peter Hasenclever, GermanWell, This Was Embarrassing. Oskar Had Meant To Present His Fellow Workers’ Demands For Higher Wages, But in His Haste Had Accidentally Grabbed a Chick-Fil-A Takeout Menu, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2174 Rudolf Friedrich August Henneberg, German “We Can Stop Here If You Really Want, But the Next Castle Has a Buffalo Wild Wings,” 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2040 Jan de Bray, Dutch Restaurant Owner Informing Diners That He Just Ran Out of the Lobster, 1667 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1859 Hugo Kotschenreiter, German Maître d’ Wondering If That A-Hole Superman Is Planning To Drop In Without a Reservation Again, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1757 Georges Rouget, French (After Jacques-Louis David) “Follow Me. I Think I See an Arby’s Up Here on the Right,” 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1522 Eduard Pfyffer, Swiss Restaurant Patron Wondering How Long it Takes to Make a Friggin’ Kale Smoothie, 1885 Oil on canvas