MASTERPIECE #1488 Eugene-Emmanuel Amaury-Duval, French “Great Moments in Phallic Statuary,” (Page 15), 1832 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1415 Govaert Flinck, Dutch “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 225), 1645 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1411 Aert de Gelder, Dutch Angel, Totally Tempted to Draw a Penis on This Dude’s Face Right Now, ca. 1700 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1385 Edmund Blair Leighton, English That Creepy Ribbon Seller With the Hole in the Bottom of His Basket, 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1256 Leon Bonnat, French Russia’s Prince Tenishev, Doing Some Serious Manspreading, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1228 Ford Madox Brown, English “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 104), 1884 Lithography
MASTERPIECE #1213 Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss Trying Unsuccessfully to Ignore the Fact the Reverend Clearly Has Wood, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1186 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Dr. Sheila Rasmussen, the World’s First Female Urologist, 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1117 Alexandre Antigna, French Reaction to Santa Exposing Himself on Front Lawn, 1848 Oil on canvas