Private Parts – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2251

Hans Thoma, German

Normally I Wouldn’t Be In Favor of Burning the Flag, But In This Case It’s a Possible Public Health Issue, 1892

Oil and chalk on paper

Jan Vermeer, Dutch

“It’s Another Photo From Mr. Bezos, Ma’am. It’s Like the Others, But This Time He Got Creative With the Lighting,” ca. 1667

Oil on canvas

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“Rumor Has It He’s Got Three Peanuts in the Shell, If You Know What I Mean. So Try Not To Act Shocked,” 1884

Oil on canvas

Albert Anker, Swiss

“Oh, Shoot — I Thought I Was Knitting a Scarf. According to This, I’ve Been Making a Jockstrap,” 1907

Watercolor on paper

Johann Peter Hasenclever, German

Brad’s Once-Promising Legal Career Was Hampered By His Tendency To Get Aroused By Public Speaking, 1840

Oil on canvas

Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 147), 1874

Oil on copper

Eugénie Servières, French

“No Honey, I Can’t Watch the Kids. I’ve Got 2 Inquisitions, Hernando de Soto’s Performance Review, and a Codpiece Fitting,” 1822

Oil on canvas

Michael Ancher, Danish

Judges Panel at 1898 Hawaiian Tropic Wet T-Shirt Contest, 1906

Oil on canvas

Peder Severin Kroyer, Norwegian-Danish

The 1892 National Convention of the American Sausage Party, 1895

Oil on canvas

Károly Markó the Younger, Hungarian-Italian

Contestants Getting Doused for Wet Dirndl Contest, 1889

Oil on canvas