Édouard Joseph Dantan, French “Um, Excuse Me, Édouard, But I See What You’re Doing Over There. And No, I’m Not Going To Let You Sculpt Me With a ‘Kanye 2020’ Tattoo,” 1880
“Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863