MASTERPIECE #2387 Alexei Venetsianov, Russian “Bacchus Totally Hogged the Bathroom and I Didn’t Get To Shower This Morning. Is It Obvious? Be Honest,” 1832 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1163 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “Excuse Me, Do You Know What Happened to the Pool Noodle That Was Just Here?,” 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1158 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Roman Slave Going For Half-Price Because She Forgot Deodorant, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #816 Jean Charles Nicaise Perrin, French That Dad at Day Care Who Never Wears Deodorant, 1784 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #389 Charles Francois Jalabert, French Bob and Suzanne, That Couple That Never Bathes, 1842 Oil on canvas