MASTERPIECE #1201 Konstantin Makovsky, Russian The Bagpiper’s Son (Really Starting to Wish That His Mom Had Gotten Custody), 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1183 Rudolf Ernst, Austro-French Father and Daughter in Green Room at “Arabia’s Got Talent,” 1884 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #932 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Mother Cutting The Cheese In Front Of Her Son, 1660Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #906 John Everett Millais, English Father Demanding That Daughter Give His Quizno’s Punch Card Back, 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #872 Gerard ter Borch, Dutch Young Girl Realizing Her Dad’s Gonna Sh*# When He Sees Her Visa Bill, 1650 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #858 Francesco Albani, Italian God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits “Skyfall,” 1608 Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #852 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #816 Jean Charles Nicaise Perrin, French That Dad at Day Care Who Never Wears Deodorant, 1784 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #814 Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French Virgin Mary’s Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #810 Marguerite Gérard, French The Duchess of Montebello and Her Children, Only One of Whom Notices the Approaching Bear, 1814 Oil on canvas