Evert-Jan Boks, Dutch-Belgian “I Say We Accept His Proposal. He’s the Perfect Catch! Rich, Handsome, and Apparently Oblivious That She’s a Lesbian,” 1882
Max Liebermann, German ‘ Sure, Being a New Mom Had Been a Little More Stressful Than Kate Had Expected, But All Things Considered She Thought She Looked Pretty Good for 35, 1919
“It’s Called a ‘Clock,’ Honey. It’s What People Use To Tell Time When Their Phone Battery’s Dead, Their Cable Box Is Off, and They Can’t See the Microwave,” 1881
“My Parents Are Spending a Fortune on Our Wedding, So They Don’t Want To Take Any Chances. But Right After the Ceremony, the Leg Irons Come Off. I Promise,” 1850