MASTERPIECE #2145 Alessandro Turchi, Italian “Thank You So Much! And Thank You To the Academy! I Share This Award With All the Other Shepherds Nominated in My Category…”, ca. 1620 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1900 Brad Fraunfelter, American “Yeah, I Saw ‘The Shape of Water’ Too. But You Can Relax — I’m Not Into Dudes,” 2010 Digital illustration
MASTERPIECE #1899 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch“It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We’re Presenting We Should Say, “And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To…,” ca. 1668-1670 Oil on canvas on panel
MASTERPIECE #1652 Master of the Prayer Books of Around 1500, FlemishChairman of PricewaterhouseCoopers Doing the Right Thing, ca. 1490 Illumination on parchment
MASTERPIECE #1650 Piero del Pollaiolo, Italian “Darn — I Never Thought I’d Be Up Here, So I Didn’t Write a Speech,” 1475 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1648 James Abbott McNeill Whistler, American Oscars Seat Filler Busting Her Ass in Final Week of Training, 1871 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1625 Lucas Cranach the Younger, German Meryl Streep, Going a Different Direction With the Oscars Dress This Year, 1564 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1396 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “Umm…You Do Realize We’re Missing Seacrest on the Red Carpet Right Now, Right?,” (#SeacrestSoWhite), 1644 Oil on canvas