Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Geppetto, Having Recently Expanded Into Sex Dolls, 1890
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK FRIDAY: MASTERPIECE #1350 (11/25/15)
Category: Old People
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2252 (7/26/19)
Albert Anker, Swiss
“‘Dolores May Have Been 85, But She Had the Body of a 75-Year-Old, and She Knew How To Use It…’ Um, Are You Sure I Should Be Reading This, Grandpa?,” 1893
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #94 (2/8/11)
John Singleton Copley, American
The Artist’s Mother, Reminiscing About Banging Ben Franklin, 1771
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #405 (11/21/10)
Jan Matejko, Polish
Hogwarts Student Inadvertently Spying Professor McGonagall Naked, 1872
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2315
Vasily Pukirev, Russian
“I’m Sorry, Miss, But You Have To Actually Say the Words ‘or For Poorer’ or the Whole Thing Doesn’t Count,” 1862
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2222
Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian
The Johnsons Couldn’t Wait To Try Out Their New Virtual Grandpa™, If Only They Could Figure Out Where To Put the Batteries, 1882
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2138
Hans Heinrich Bebie, Swiss
“Here’s a Good One For You, Grandpa. ‘Single White Female Seeks Sugar Daddy With a Ben Franklin Vibe,'” ca. 1852
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2109
Eastman Johnson, American
“What Does She Mean By ‘Thank You, Next?’ And More Importantly, How the Heck Did You Get Spotify on That Thing?,” 1875
Oil on paperboard
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2013)
Jean-Baptiste Greuze, French
Not What I Meant When I Said Grandpa Needs Full-Time Nursing, 1767
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2069
Louis Moeller, American
“I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905
Oil on canvas