Nudity – Page 9 – THAT IS PRICELESS

A PRICELESS SUPER BOWL CLASSIC

Franz von Stuck, German/Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, ca. 1904/1680

Oil on panel/Oil on canvas

Karl von Blaas, Austrian

“We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit. That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on wood board

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

The Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1793

Oil on canvas

Adolf Reich, Austrian

“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963

Oil on panel

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

Nanny Wondering What’s the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She’s Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868

Oil on canvas

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

What Men Think REALLY Goes On At Bachelorette Parties, 1849

Oil on canvas

Thomas Baines, English

“Honey, Don’t You Think You Should Put a Top On? The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute,” 1848

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas

Charles Edouard Boutibonne, French

The U.S. Synchronized Swimming Team, Getting Frustrated With Megan’s Drinking Before Practice, 1883

Oil on canvas