Nudity – Page 9 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1894

Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Model: “Sorry To Bother You, But Should I Remove the Rest of My Dress?”
Artist: “Huh? Oh, It’s Up To You. I’m Painting a Landscape.” 1890

Watercolor

Émile Friant, French

“Relax, Ladies! He’s Not Going To Bite. Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks,” 1881

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

Sure, Her Office’s Super Bowl Bash Wasn’t Technically a Costume Party, But Melissa Couldn’t Resist, 16th century

Oil on panel

Karl von Blaas, Austrian

“We Swear, Odysseus! We’re Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,” ca. 1882

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French

The Three Graces Playing in the Mount Olympus Touch Football League, 1793

Oil on canvas

Adolf Reich, Austrian

“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963

Oil on panel

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

Nanny Wondering What’s the Polite Way To Ask Your Boss If She’s Familiar With the Concept of a Robe, 1868

Oil on canvas

Marc-Charles-Gabriel Gleyre, Swiss

What Men Think REALLY Goes On At Bachelorette Parties, 1849

Oil on canvas

Thomas Baines, English

“Honey, Don’t You Think You Should Put a Top On? The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute,” 1848

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843

Oil on canvas