MASTERPIECE #2009 Titian, Italian Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2007 Il Sodoma, Italian The Ancient Athens Women’s Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1997 Marian Wawrzeniecki, Polish That Look When You Show Up at a Party and Realize You’re the Only One Who Came in Costume, 1898 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1994 José Jiménez Aranda, Spanish SIGN: “If Found, Please Return This Exotic Dancer To the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club on Piedmont Ave. $500 Reward! (All in Singles),” 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1988 Lovis Corinth, German Why I Stopped Serving Booze at My 4th of July Barbecues, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1986 Julio Ruelas, Mexican Erica Didn’t Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act. She Was Going To Get Them on “America’s Got Talent,” 1897 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1983 Hans Thoma, German The Garden of Eden Truly Was a Paradise. Until Adam and Eve Ran Into That Poison Ivy, 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1980 Francesco Beda, Italian“Um, You Can Put Your Top Back On, Miss. That’s Not What I Meant When I Said I Couldn’t Wait To See ‘The Incredibles,'” 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1958 René-Henri Ravaut, French “Okay, I Believe You. Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet. Next!,” 1894 Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1944 Rafael Frederico, Brazilian Doug Was Confused By His Doctor’s Reaction. Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893 Oil on canvas