Titian, Italian
Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2009
Category: Nudity
MASTERPIECE #2007
Il Sodoma, Italian
The Ancient Athens Women’s Bodybuilding Championship: Final Round Pose-Off, 1525
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1997
Marian Wawrzeniecki, Polish
That Look When You Show Up at a Party and Realize You’re the Only One Who Came in Costume, 1898
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1994
José Jiménez Aranda, Spanish
SIGN: “If Found, Please Return This Exotic Dancer To the Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club on Piedmont Ave. $500 Reward! (All in Singles),” 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1988
Lovis Corinth, German
Why I Stopped Serving Booze at My 4th of July Barbecues, 1896
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1986
Julio Ruelas, Mexican
Erica Didn’t Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act. She Was Going To Get Them on “America’s Got Talent,” 1897
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1983
Hans Thoma, German
The Garden of Eden Truly Was a Paradise. Until Adam and Eve Ran Into That Poison Ivy, 1897
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1980
Francesco Beda, Italian
“Um, You Can Put Your Top Back On, Miss. That’s Not What I Meant When I Said I Couldn’t Wait To See ‘The Incredibles,'” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1958
René-Henri Ravaut, French
“Okay, I Believe You. Apparently, You Did NOT Steal My Wallet. Next!,” 1894
Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1944
Rafael Frederico, Brazilian
Doug Was Confused By His Doctor’s Reaction. Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893
Oil on canvas