
Ernst Stöhr, Austrian
“Sorry, Honey. This Was Supposed To Be Your Big Valentine’s Day Surprise, But Then Your Mother Decided To Drop By,” 1907
Oil on canvas

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“Stop It, Genevieve! Enough With the Splashing, You Moron, or This Painting’s NEVER Going To Dry!,” 1884-87
Oil on canvas

Julius LeBlanc Stewart, American
Demonstration Sport at the 2016 Olympics: Synchronized Nude Rabbit Hunting, 1898
Oil on canvas