Nudity – THAT IS PRICELESS

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2290 (9/20/19)

Carl Johann Spielter, German

“Oh, I’m Sorry, Miss — Did I Not Tell You? I Finished Your Part of the Painting About a Week Ago. You’re Free To Put Your Clothes Back on Now,” 1920

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY (1/1/16)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Louis Jean Francois Lagrenee, French

Morning After the New Year’s Eve Party (Trying to Remember Her Name), 1770

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1699 (5/2/17)

William Etty, British

“Dude! What Part of ‘Tie on the Doorknob’ Did You Not Understand?,” 1820

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1863 (1/15/18)

Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit. That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on wood board

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2270 (8/22/19)

Emil Rudolf Weiss, German

For Awhile There, Jen Was Really Enjoying Her First Time Sunbathing Nude. But Then Came the F***ing Mosquitoes, 1909

Oil on canvas mounted on masonite

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1063 (8/22/14)

Franz von Stuck, German/Carlo Cignani, Italian

Nymphs Committing Blatant Pass Interference, ca. 1904/1680

Oil on panel/Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1530 (9/6/16)

Evelyn de Morgan, British

Open Auditions to be the New Starbucks Logo, 1886

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2090 (11/29/18)

Luc-Olivier Merson, French

Within Seconds of Assuming the Upward-Facing Dog Pose, Kyle Realized He Had Badly Misjudged the Audience For His Naked Yoga Demonstration, 1869

Oil on canvas

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2250 (7/24/19)

George de Forest Brush, American

“There. I Played ‘Here Comes Peter Cottontail,’ As You Requested. Now Can I Have My Pants Back?,” 1890

Oil on panel

THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1631 (2/2/17)

Brian Hatton, British

“I’m Sorry Sir, But You’re Either Going To Have To Put On Some Pants, Or Find Yourself Another Chipotle,” 1906

Oil on canvas