MASTERPIECE #1294 Evelyn de Morgan, English Venus Realizing This Would’ve Been the Perfect Time to Wear Her “I’m With Cupid” T-Shirt, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1189 Guido Reni, Italian Uh, Not What I Meant When I Said to Give the Baby a Bottle, 1623 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1165 Sir Edward Burne-Jones, English Cupid Wondering Who He Knows That Could Help Get Rid of a Body, 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1137 Anthony Frederick Sandys, English Pandora Realizing She Left Her Box in the Taxicab, 1864 Colored chalks on greenish-blue paper
MASTERPIECE #894 John William Waterhouse, English Narcissus, Hoping Like Hell That iPhones Are Waterproof, 1903 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #871 Charles Joshua Chaplin, French Tonight on “History’s Funniest Bloopers”: Pandora’s Box, 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #807 Pompeo Batoni, Italian Venus Presenting Aeneas With Armor Forged By Vulcan (When He Was Secretly Hoping for an PlayStation 4), 1748 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #692 Francois Boucher, French Diana Asking Girlfriend If She Thinks She’s Got Cankles, 1742 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #649 Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish Mars, Before the Anger Management Classes, 1607 Oil on canvas