William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
Prophylactia, the Patron Saint of Broken Condoms, 1883
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2215
Category: Mythology
MASTERPIECE #2181
Anselm Feuerbach, German
The Judgment Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2170
Léon Belly, French
“I’m Flattered, But You’re Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2142
Johann Köler, Estonian
Hercules, Suddenly Wishing He’d Remembered To Bring a Pooper Scooper, ca. 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2107
French School 19th Century (Artist Unknown)
“I’m Glad You Like It. I Call It ‘Mercury Stepping in Dog Poop,'” 1877
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2020
Lavinia Fontana, Italian
Cupid With His Cougar Girlfriend, 1592
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2009
Titian, Italian
Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2005
Sebastiano Ricci, Italian
Venus Infringing Upon Cupid’s Second Amendment Rights, 1713
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1909
Il Moretto da Brescia, Italian
Kelly Thought It Was Tim’s Turn To Clean Up the Unicorn’s Mess. Tim Begged To Differ. 1530
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1888
Arnold Böcklin, Swiss
Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885
Oil on panel