MASTERPIECE #2387 Alexei Venetsianov, Russian “Bacchus Totally Hogged the Bathroom and I Didn’t Get To Shower This Morning. Is It Obvious? Be Honest,” 1832 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2359 Virginie Demont-Breton, French Neptune’s Nanny Taking the Kids Out For the Day, 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2215 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Prophylactia, the Patron Saint of Broken Condoms, 1883 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2170 Léon Belly, French “I’m Flattered, But You’re Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean,” 1867 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2142 Johann Köler, Estonian Hercules, Suddenly Wishing He’d Remembered To Bring a Pooper Scooper, ca. 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2107 French School 19th Century (Artist Unknown) “I’m Glad You Like It. I Call It ‘Mercury Stepping in Dog Poop,'” 1877 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2009 Titian, Italian Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2005 Sebastiano Ricci, Italian Venus Infringing Upon Cupid’s Second Amendment Rights, 1713 Oil on canvas