MASTERPIECE #1955 Abraham Bloemaert, Dutch Bagpiper Forced to Silently Admit He’s Even Annoying Himself, ca. 1625-30 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1938 Pascal Dagnan-Bouveret, French Unfortunately, When the Group Agreed To Let Jimmy Play “She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain,” They Didn’t Realize There Were 17 Verses, 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1923 Josef Kinzel, Austrian He Knew It Was Silly, But Diedrich Still Got Nervous Whenever He Brought a New Tuba Home To Meet His Parents, 1892 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1910 John George Brown, American “Dude, I Swear. If You Sing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ One More Time, I’m Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1775 Nils Blommér, Swedish Darryl, Wondering If He’d Have Better Luck With the Chicks If He Switched To the Drums, 1846 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1774 Thomas Webster, British “Sorry To Interrupt, Sir, But I’m Afraid We Don’t Own the Rights to “Despacito,” 1847 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1754 Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch “My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard,” 1840 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1726 Benjamin Heinrich Orth, German 19th Century Folk Rock Supergroup Crosby, Stills & Neckbeard, 1835 Oil on canvas