Murder – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2158

Hans Canon, Austrian

The Pathologists Performing the GEICO Gecko’s Autopsy Could Tell in an Instant Foul Play Was Involved, 1863

Oil on canvas

Leopold Loffler, Polish

“Honey, You’ve Got To Believe Me. I Was Going To Return Your Skirt, I Swear!,” 1857

Oil on canvas

Albert Edelfelt, Finnish

“Yeah, He Kept Complaining About the Way I Folded His Undershirts, So I Slipped a Tide Pod in His Coffee. Problem Solved,” 1893

Oil on canvas

Paul Signac, French

That Look When You Realize Your Husband Paid the Maid To Put Rat Poison in Your Tea, 1886

Oil on canvas

Seymour Joseph Guy, American

Sally, About to Teach Billy He Called the Wrong Kid “Doodyface,” 1865

Oil on canvas

C.A. Ekman, Finnish

“Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys,” 1854

Watercolor

Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

“Wait. Back Up. They’re Letting WHO Out of Jail?,” 1871

Oil on canvas

Jean-Charles-Joseph Rémond, French

“Kidding! I Was Just Faking It, Cain! You’re Not Mad, Are You? Cain! Come Back!,” 1838

Oil on canvas

Anna Borrel, French

“Wait. Before You Say Anything — I’m Sorry I Had Your Footman Executed, But I Warned Him to Stop Calling Me ‘Conehead,'” 1837

Oil on canvas

Johann Christoph Erhard, German

Axe Murderer Taking a Break To Write in His Diary, 1819

Watercolor