MASTERPIECE #1452 Josef Eggl, German “Sure, Dinner and a Movie Sounds Great. Â How About 17 Years From Next Saturday?,” 1879 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1402 Simone Martini, Italian Saint Augustine Chastising Mother for Buying Baby Bed From Ikea, 1328 Tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1397 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch “I Swear, Mom — Harass Me One More Time About Giving You a Grandchild and I WILL Cut You,” 1644 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1381 Edmund Blair Leighton, English“Next Up, It’s a Boy King in Mint Condition, the Perfect Addition to Any Realm. Do I Hear Ten Shillings?,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1378 Sofonisba Anguissola, Italian “Um, Hello? Mom, You Can’t Jump People in Chess,” 1555 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1369 Charles West Cope, English Three-Year-Old Who Dressed Herself Rewarded With a Dog Treat, 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1366 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch “Can You Help Me Get Dressed? Walmart Only Gives 24 Hours Maternity Leave,” 1868 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1359 Gustave Courbet, French Kim Kardashian, Not in the Mood for Her Trainer’s Bullsh*t Right Now, 1853Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1343 Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World…and Ask Your Mom if She’s Going to Finish Those Grapes?,” 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1286 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French You’ll Never Believe Who We Saw at Mommy & Me Yoga Today, 1888 Oil on canvas