Monks – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1977

Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish

“You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me. Not ONE of Us Remembered To Bring the Front Door Key?,” 1896

Oil on canvas

Eduard von Grützner, German

Monks Realizing Too Late That It’s Kind of Tough To Play “Go Fish” When You’ve Taken a Vow of Silence, 1892

Oil on canvas

Johann Anton Alban Ramboux, German

Billy Bob Thornton Wondering How the F#%k Harry Connick Jr. Ever Talked Him Into Joining a Monastery, 1822

Oil on canvas

Fra Angelico, Italian

St. Dominic and St. Francis Rehearsing for “Dancing With the Stars,” 1434

Tempera and gold on panel

Andrea del Sarto, Italian

Checking Out That Smokin’ New Nun, 1528

Tempera on wood

Gerard David, Southern Netherlandish

Brother Thaddeus Giving Thanks That Bieber’s Brought Bangs Back, 1490

Oil on oak

Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish

Production of “Oliver!” at the Carthusian Monastery Dinner Theater, 1655

Oil on canvas

Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian

Woman Trading Daughter for a Case of Benedictine Wine, 1846

Oil on wood

Marinus Claeszoon van Reymerswaele, Dutch

Monk Eating Mallomars, 1541

Oil on wood