Carl Bloch, Danish
Diners Annoyed at Asshat Who Won’t Get Off His Phone, 1866
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1176 (3/23/15)
Category: Mature Language
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1262 (7/22/15)
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
Pioneer Woman Trying to Remember Where the F*** She Parked, 1918
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2482
Simó Gómez Polo, Catalan
“Yahtzee, B*tch!,” 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2364
John Faed, Scottish
I’d Stay Away from Janet If I Were You. That Girl Is Falcon CRAZY, 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2294
John Pettie, Scottish
Carl Vowed He Would Not Rest Until He Found the A**hole Who Stole His Bookmark, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2154
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
“Psst! I Know You Didn’t Want Any Help, Your Majesty — But You’ve Got the Letters To Play ‘Chillax.’ AND It Would Be a Triple Word Score,” 1862
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2118
Edvard Munch, Norwegian
“Can You Guys Believe This? My Dumb@$$ Mom Can’t Figure Out How To Use the Debit Card Swiper Thingy,” 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2069
Louis Moeller, American
“I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2041
John MacLaren Barclay, British
“B*tch, I Know You Stole My Hat. What the F? Signed, Yankee Doodle,” 1879
Oil on canvas