When the Other Girls Discovered the Note From Her Secret Admirer, Felicity’s Face Turned Bright Red. Or Maybe That Was Just a Rash From the Burlap, 1905
“Dear Ms. Poppins, We’re Sorry To Hear You’re Having Trouble With Your New 650XT. Have You Tried Turning It Off and Back On? Sincerely, A-1 Flying Umbrellas, Inc.,” 1882