Adolph von Menzel, German
When You’re Supposed To Be Marching With the Rest of the Knights But You Really Have To Pee, 1866
Pencil, body color, heightened with brush and white, on brown paper
MASTERPIECE #2457
Category: Knights
MASTERPIECE #2443
Franz Eduard Meyerheim, German
“Believe Me, I Would Prefer Not To Wear the Stupid Thing, But Unfortunately They’ve Got These Helmet Laws Now,” 1858
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2373
Edmund Blair Leighton, English
That Look When You Realize the Weather Channel Was Wrong and You Could’ve Actually Worn Shorts, 1884
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2296
William Powell Frith, English
“Hey, Good-Lookin’ — Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I’m a Knight? . . . Hello?,” 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2286
Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot, French
Sir Reginald, With That Weird Face He Always Makes When He’s Peeing in His Suit of Armor, ca. 1868-1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2188
Charles-Philippe Larivière, French
“I Don’t Know About You Guys — I Was Really Hoping To Get Into ‘Game of Thrones’ This Season, But It Reminds Me Too Much of Work,” 1842
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2072
Arthur Hughes, English
Guinevere Hated Being Rescued By Knights in Shining Armor, Because She Never Knew How Much To Tip, ca. 1894-1908
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1984
Frank William Warwick Topham, English
“Um, Lancelot? After You Slew That Fire-Breathing Dragon, You Didn’t Leave It Lying Next To That Pile of Oily Rags and Newspapers, Did You?,” 1888
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1620
Hans Thoma, German
After Four Babies in Five Years, It Was Decided That Lancelot Would Start Wearing Protection, 1904
Oil on cardboard