MASTERPIECE #764 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Peasant Woman Begging Passersby for a Condom, 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #708 Édouard Manet, French  What That Kid With the Impulse Control Problems Brought for Show and Tell Today, 1861  Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #676 Paul Cezanne, French That Creepy New Kid Who Sits Next to Me in Math, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #662 Frans van Mieris the Elder, Dutch Young da Vinci Inventing the Bong, 1663 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #655 Wilhelm Trübner, German Tempers Flaring on the Set of “The Little Rascals,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #652 Paulus Moreelse, Dutch Countess Sophia With Her Three Boys (And One of Her Girls), 1621 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #638 Albert Anker, Swiss Economics Prodigy Constructing Model of World Financial Markets, 1875 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #609 Philippe Mercier, French Portrait of Former Child Actor With New Best Friend, 1785 Oil on canvas