John Linnell, British
“Don’t Do It, Jesus. I’m Telling You, the Water Isn’t Deep Enough For a Backflip,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1797
Category: Jesus
MASTERPIECE #1740
Charles Lock Eastlake, English
Jesus Realizing He Must Have Accidentally Triple-Booked His Babysitting Gigs, 1839
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1736
Artist Unknown, Lower Bavarian
Jesus Making a Sale at His Medical Marijuana Dispensary, 1838
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1721
Carl Oesterley, German
“I Can’t Believe All Three of Us Wore Brown and Blue. Guys, Do Me a Favor and Text Me Before You Get Dressed Tomorrow,” 1833
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1690
Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian
“I Say You Were Right to Dump Him, Allison. Hey — If He Liked It, He Should’ve Put a Ring On It,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1657
José Madrazo, Spanish
“You Have the Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used to Establish a Major Western Religion…,” 1803
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1655
Gebhard Fugel, German
Out of High-Concept Miracle Ideas, Jesus Resorts to Curing Male-Pattern Baldness, 1909
Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1633
Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish
Jesus Coming Out of Retirement To Do the Super Bowl Coin Toss, 1612
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1613
Artist Unknown
“I Share This Golden Globe With So Many People. Josh and Marcie at CAA — You Guys Are the Real Miracle Workers. The 12 Apostles — I’d Thank You All By Name, But I’m Sure I’d Forget Somebody. And Of Course My Dad, Who I Know Is Up There Somewhere Watching Right Now — Oh Shoot, They’re Telling Me to Wrap It Up…,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1564
Daniel Sarrabat, French
“Please. Water Into Wine Is Easy. But the 2016 World Series? That’s Going on the Resume,” 1696
Oil on canvas