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MASTERPIECE #1838

Julius Arthur Thiele, German

“Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874

Oil on canvas

Richard Caton Woodville, Sr., American

“Yes! Matt Lauer! I Have Him in My Office’s Inappropriate Sexual Conduct Pool!,” 1848

Oil on canvas

Berthold Woltze, German

Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874

Oil on canvas

Francisco de Goya, Spanish

Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795

Oil on canvas

Adolf Reich, Austrian

“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963

Oil on panel

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, German-American

King Henry VIII Pulling a Harvey Weinstein, 1846

Oil on canvas

Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Mary Had a Little Lamb, Its Fleece Was White as Snow, And Everywhere That Mary Went, She Had to Carry Its Lazy Ass, 1889

Oil on canvas

Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German

“Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819

Oil on canvas

Nicolas-André Monsiau, French

Alexander the Great Spoiling the Ending of “The Fate of the Furious” for Diogenes, 1818

Oil on canvas

Edmund Leighton, British

Guy Shot Down After Trying the Old “Is That a Mirror in Your Petticoats?” Line, 1899

Oil on canvas