John George Brown, American
“Dude, I Swear. If You Sing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat’ One More Time, I’m Going To Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily Beat Your A** With This Oar,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1910
Category: Jerks
MASTERPIECE #1906
Franz Stuck, German
“Kiss You? I Don’t Think So. And If You Continue With the Harassment, I Swear I’ll Go Public With This,” 1891
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1898
Emile Claus, Belgian
“Ma’am, It’s Been Over an Hour Since the Gentleman Excused Himself To Pee. And While I Agree That Kidney Stones and a Bear Attack Are Both Plausible Scenarios, I Think We Also Have To Consider the Possibility That He’s Just Not That Into You,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1890
Carl Ludwig Jessen, Danish-German
“Oh, In Case You Were Wondering About the Smell, I Switched Your Wash Bucket With His Lordship’s Chamber Pot,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1889
Édouard Joseph Dantan, French
Opera-Goers Trying To Find the Smartass With the Air Horn, 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1885
Arthur Hughes, English
“You’d Just Better Hope He Doesn’t Try That Revenge Porn Crap. That’s What Happened To Me,” 1872
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1880
Paul Signac, French
That Look When You Realize Your Husband Paid the Maid To Put Rat Poison in Your Tea, 1886
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1860
José Ferraz de Almeida Junior, Brazilian
Judas Kicking Himself For Not Taking His 30 Pieces of Silver in Bitcoin, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1859
Hugo Kotschenreiter, German
Maître d’ Wondering If That A-Hole Superman Is Planning To Drop In Without a Reservation Again, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1838
Julius Arthur Thiele, German
“Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874
Oil on canvas