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MASTERPIECE #2099

Eugene von Blaas, Italian

“Hey Beautiful, I Think You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin’ Hot To-NIGHT!,” 1889

Oil on canvas

Thomas Lawrence, English

Begrudgingly, Clive Had Agreed To Do the Hokey Pokey. But He Wasn’t Going To Pretend To Enjoy It, 1829

Oil on canvas

Jean-Baptiste Perronneau, French

Charles-Francois Pinceloup de la Grange, Trying to Think of Ways to Make His Name Even More Pretentious, 1747

Oil on canvas

Carl Larsson, Swedish

“Just My Luck,” Thought Linda. “The Moment I Reach For the Scotch, the Foster Care Caseworker Shows Up For My Evaluation,” 1901

Oil on canvas

Charles Webster Hawthorne, American

Gordon Ramsay, Age 7, ca. 1899

Oil on canvas

Edmund Blair Leighton, English

First Recorded “Row-By Breakup,” 1891

Oil on panel

Wjatscheslaw Grigorjewitsch Schwarz, Russian

Ivan the Terrible Visiting Vladimir the Bed-Ridden, 1864

Oil on canvas

Marcel Rieder, French

“Okay, I Don’t Know Which of You It Was That Whistled, But Just Because I’m Wearing This Doesn’t Mean You Can Treat Me Like a Sex Object,” 1895

Oil on canvas

August Knoop, German

Mortimer Had the Annoying Habit of Refusing To Look at His Cards Until After He’d Tried To Read Them Telepathically, 1894

Oil on wood