MASTERPIECE #566 Nicolaes Maes, Dutch Amsterdam Mom Showing Daughter How to Make Bong Out of Beet, 1655 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #560 Artist Unknown, German Great-Great-Great-Grandpa Schwarzenegger Hitting on the Help, 1526 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #552 Joan de Joanes, Spanish Jesus and Pals Making Fun of the Nerd Table, 1566 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #513 Édouard Manet, French Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #512 Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian Mary Punishing Maid for Making Eye Contact, 1491 Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #508 Hans Baldung, German Hercules DQ’d From Wrestling Match for Illegal Scrotum Grab, 1531 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #500 Frederic Bazille, French Reaction to Party Guest Arriving With a Hooker, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #488 Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish Robert Downey Jr., Begging For Chance to Explain, 1639 Oil on canvas