Inappropriate Behavior – Page 16

MASTERPIECE #560

Artist Unknown, German

Great-Great-Great-Grandpa Schwarzenegger Hitting on the Help, 1526

Oil on wood

William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French

Never You Mind What I’m Wearing. How Did You Get This Number?, 1885

Oil on canvas

Carlo Saraceni, Italian

World’s Worst Day Care Center, 1600

Oil on copper

Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus and Pals Making Fun of the Nerd Table, 1566

Oil on wood

Édouard Manet, French

Waitress Spotting Creep Who Grabbed Her Ass Last Time, 1878

Oil on canvas

Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian

Mary Punishing Maid for Making Eye Contact, 1491

Tempera on wood

Hans Baldung, German

Hercules DQ’d From Wrestling Match for Illegal Scrotum Grab, 1531

Oil on wood

Frederic Bazille, French

Reaction to Party Guest Arriving With a Hooker, 1850

Oil on canvas

Francisco de Zurbaran, Spanish

Robert Downey Jr., Begging For Chance to Explain, 1639

Oil on canvas

Constantin Daniel Rosenthal, Romanian

Ever Do It in a Well?, 1848

Oil on canvas