MASTERPIECE #2338 Emile Auguste Hublin, French Tracy Wasn’t Going To Score Any Points For Originality With Her Green Bean Casserole This Year, But She Was Hoping To Make Up For It With Her Presentation, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2330 Emile Pierre Metzmacher, French A Teaching Moment at This Year’s “Take Our Courtesans To Work Day,” 1887 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2319 Brock Nicol, Canadian “What Am I? That’s a Tricky Question. Society Would Tell You I’m a Cowboy, But I Actually Identify As a Pirate,” ca. 2016 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2236 John Trumbull, American “Here Are My Travel Expenses For the War, Gentlemen. Don’t Worry About the Pay-Per-View Movie ‘Oval Office Orgy 3.’ I’ll Cover That Myself,” 1824 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2224 Carl Rasmussen, Danish “This Has Been an Awesome Bonding Opportunity, Dad, But Next Year Can We Just Play Catch?,” 1882 Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #2180 Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British Back When Macy’s Still Held Its Annual Tax Day Parade, 1871 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2137 William Bouguereau, French “Baby, I’m Thinking Let’s Keep It Simple This Valentine’s Day and Just Go Out to Dinner. Preferably Some Place With a Casual Dress Code,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2106 Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian “Oh, I Get It. When Santa Pops Out of the Chimney, Everyone’s Thrilled. But When I Do It, It’s ‘Creepy,'” 1875 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2102 Peter Michal Bohún, Slovakian Ted and Melissa Bravely Went Ahead With Their Christmas Card, Knowing Full Well There’d Be Gossiping About the Age Difference, ca. 1875 Oil on canvas