History – Page 9 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #435

Charles Willson Peale, American

If George Washington Had Lady Parts, 1776

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

Paul Revere Appraising Item on “Antiques Roadshow,” 1768

Oil on canvas

Edwin Blashfield, American

Winners of This Year’s Fastest Beard-Growing Contest (Karl Marx 1st; Thomas Edison 2nd; FDR 3rd), 1894

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Trübner, German

Joan of Arc’s Hideous Driver’s License Photo, 1914

Oil on canvas

Lawrence Alma-Tadema, English

Roman Woman Barfing on Passing Parade, 1896

Oil on panel

Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish

Miles Standish Slipping Squanto’s Daughter His Digits, 1644

Oil on canvas

Frederick Arthur Bridgman, American

Cleopatra Chucking Servant’s Sack Lunch in the Nile, Just to be a Bitch, 1896

Oil on canvas

Paul Serusier, French

The Original Ultimate Fighting Championship: John “Mayflower Madman” Smith vs. Miles “Last Man Standing” Standish, 1890

Oil on canvas

Nicolaes Maes, Dutch

Magellan’s Accountant Calculating the Rate of Depreciation on a Crow’s Nest, 1656

Oil on canvas

John Greenwood, American

Declaration of Independence After-Party, 1752

Oil on bed ticking