MASTERPIECE #2143 Rafael Flores, Mexican “Satan’s Secret Recipe Calls For Roasting Each Sinner For Two Hours at 425 Degrees. Unless It’s Summertime, In Which Case He Likes To Grill Them Out Back on the Barbecue,” 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1856 John Roddam Spencer Stanhope, English “That Ferryman Skeeves Me Out, Orpheus. Why Can’t We Just Take the Bus Like Normal People?,” 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1840 Gustave Doré, French “Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell. Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There’s No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks,” 1861 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1812 Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British Satan Working Children’s Parties Before Landing the Underworld Gig, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #765 Charles Soubre, Belgian Resident of Hell Enjoying Five-Minute Water Break, 1852 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #714 James Tissot, French Sinners Being Forced to Sit Through “Jack and Jill,” 1866 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #648 Mihaly Zichy, Hungarian Screenshot from “Hellfire: Battle Down Below” for XBox 360, 1878 Oil on canvas