God – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1813

João Zeferino da Costa, Brazilian

God Yelling at Moses For Printing the Commandments in Comic Sans, 1868

Oil on canvas

Judith Leyster, Dutch

God Picking Up Some Extra Cash Giving Cello Lessons, 1630

Oil on canvas

Nikolaus Knupfer, Dutch

Rodney and Sharon, God’s Next-Door Neighbors, 1639

Oil on canvas

Francesco Albani, Italian

God Asking Mary if She Could Watch the Kids While He Hits “Skyfall,” 1608

Oil on copper

Louise Elisabeth Vigee-Le Brun, French

Harpist Forced to Break It to God That She Doesn’t Know Any Nicki Minaj, 1809

Oil on canvas

Jacob de Backer, Flemish

God Warning Adam and Eve That if He Catches Them Smoking Again, They’re Out, 1880

Oil on oak panel

John Everett Millais, English

Joan of Arc Asking God if He’s Got Anything “More Slimming,” 1865

Oil on canvas

Jean Auguste Dominque Ingres, French

Police Artist Sketching God’s Description of his Mugger, 1801

Oil on canvas

Jose de Ribera, Spanish

Moses Pointing Out Where God Misspelled “Coveteth,” 1638

Oil on canvas

Meister Bertram von Minden, German

Jesus Yelling at Adam and Eve for Destroying His Dad’s Shrubs, 1375

Oil on wood