MASTERPIECE #2301 Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch Woman Telling Husband That For Her Birthday This Year, She’d Like Either Flowers or Breast Implants, 1670 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2141 Francisco Laso, Peruvian You Could Always Count on Todd To Be the Guest With the Most Unusual Gift at the Baby Shower, 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1872 Édouard Detaille and Alphonse de Neuville, French Generous To the End, Corporal Moore’s Dying Words Were “Tic Tac?,” 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1852 Harry Roseland, AmericanCharles Couldn’t Decide What To Give Mildred For Christmas: Another Diamond Necklace, Or That Divorce She’d Been Dropping Hints About?, 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1622 Juan Lepiani, Peruvian“YOU Get a Car! And YOU Get a Car! EVERYBODY Gets a Car!,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #807 Pompeo Batoni, Italian Venus Presenting Aeneas With Armor Forged By Vulcan (When He Was Secretly Hoping for an PlayStation 4), 1748 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #744 Andrea Vaccaro, Italian Saint Cajetan Declining Offer of Personal Thin-Crust Pizza, 1630 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #743 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Mother Discovering “Gift” Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #736 Nicolas Poussin, French Joseph Suddenly Remembering He Forgot to Buy a Secret Santa Gift for Work, 1650 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #735 Henryk Siemiradzki, Polish Angel Answering Woman’s Prayer for New Curtains, 1876 Oil on canvas