MASTERPIECE #1753 Eugène Delacroix, French “I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry. I’ve Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time,” 1840 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1734 Julius Schnorr von Carolsfeld, German Butter Sculpture of the House of Habsburg, 1838 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698 Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1665 Fleury François Richard, French “Yes, Polly, You’ve Made It Quite Clear What You Want. But the Proper Term Is ‘Communion Wafer,'” 1804 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1642 Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian “Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908 Mural
MASTERPIECE #1619 Anton Braith, German “Guys, This Is Going to Sound Terrible, But I Could Really Go For a Burger Right Now,” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1610 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Anna Kendrick, Wishing the Artist Had Told Her She Had Spinach in Her Teeth, 1899 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1586 Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American “Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers. And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico,” 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1584 Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian Olivia, About to Find Out That Fingers Look a Lot Like Carrots, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1514 Joos van Cleve, Southern Netherlandish Jesus Performing Lesser-Known Miracle of Turning Spaghetti and Meatballs Into Melba Toast, 1520 Oil on panel