Edmund Leighton, British
Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1901
Category: Food
MASTERPIECE #1897
Charles Courtney Curran, American
Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1895
Adriaen van Utrecht, Flemish
“Here, Tony. The Other Street Vendors and I Took Up a Collection. Now Go Buy Yourself a F***ing Air Freshener,” 1639
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1872
Édouard Detaille and Alphonse de Neuville, French
Generous To the End, Corporal Moore’s Dying Words Were “Tic Tac?,” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1858
Christian Krohg, Norwegian
“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1840
Gustave Doré, French
“Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell. Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There’s No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks,” 1861
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1831
N.C. Wyeth, American
“Now Before I Serve the Second Course, Does Anyone Have Any Maize Allergies?,” 1940
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1808
Géza Dosa, Hungarian
“What the –? This Doesn’t Look Like Outback’s Takeout Menu. Where Are the Kookaburra Wings?,” 1869
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015)
Horace Vernet, French
Trying to Decide Where to Put the Starbucks, 1827
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1754
Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch
“My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard,” 1840
Oil on panel