Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch
“Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810
Oil on panel
Edmund Leighton, British
Shoot. That Was Probably the Domino’s Delivery Guy at the Door, and Gwendolyn Didn’t Have Anything Smaller Than a Fifty. Maybe She Could Just Give Him the Caravaggio?, 1891
Oil on panel
Charles Courtney Curran, American
Crushed By Her Defeat in the Cabbage-Picking Contest, Lindsay Just Stood There With Her Head in Her Hands, 1914
Oil on canvas
Oil on canvas
Édouard Detaille and Alphonse de Neuville, French
Generous To the End, Corporal Moore’s Dying Words Were “Tic Tac?,” 1882
Oil on canvas
Christian Krohg, Norwegian
“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879
Oil on canvas
Gustave Doré, French
“Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell. Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There’s No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks,” 1861
Oil on canvas
N.C. Wyeth, American
“Now Before I Serve the Second Course, Does Anyone Have Any Maize Allergies?,” 1940
Oil on canvas
Géza Dosa, Hungarian
“What the –? This Doesn’t Look Like Outback’s Takeout Menu. Where Are the Kookaburra Wings?,” 1869
Oil on canvas
Horace Vernet, French
Trying to Decide Where to Put the Starbucks, 1827
Oil on canvas
