MASTERPIECE #1648 James Abbott McNeill Whistler, American Oscars Seat Filler Busting Her Ass in Final Week of Training, 1871 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1614 Ignacio Pinazo Camarlench, Spanish Venus at Rest (Between Sets of Crunches), 1902 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1591 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Odysseus Escaping While Cyclops Busy With His CrossFit Workout, 1896 Oil and tempera on panel
MASTERPIECE #1442 John Everett Millais, British “Honey, I Was Kidding. That Hair Ribbon Does Not Make You Look Fat,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1359 Gustave Courbet, French Kim Kardashian, Not in the Mood for Her Trainer’s Bullsh*t Right Now, 1853Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1286 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French You’ll Never Believe Who We Saw at Mommy & Me Yoga Today, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1270 Carl Bloch, Danish Samson Thinking Seriously About Firing His Personal Trainer, 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1162 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French I Guess Now We Know Who Brought the Athlete’s Foot Into the Gym, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1150 Dirck Bouts, Netherlandish Angel Showing New Arrivals the Way to Heaven’s Day Spa, 1450 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #999 Joseph Wright of Derby, English “Resting Heart Rate 55 Beats Per Minute. Have You Been Working Out, Mommy?”, 1776 Oil on canvas