Andrea Gastaldi, Italian
Heldar Was Basically Useless at Marauding Until He’d Had His Morning Cup of Coffee, 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2146
Category: Fighting
MASTERPIECE #2133
Jean-Georges Béraud, French
The Lost Marx Brothers Classic, “A Slap Fight at the Opera,” 1889
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2126
John Maler Collier, English
“We Need To Make This Look Like an Accident. You Don’t Happen To Have a Banana Peel on You, Do You?,” ca. 1915
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2114
Hugh Collins, English
“Relax, Jim — I Think You Misunderstood. He Said It Smells Like HorseSHOES in Here,” 1877-78
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2101
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“What — You Thought You Could Poke Holes in My Water Buckets Again and I Wouldn’t Notice? Let’s Go, Skank! Right Now!,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2077
Anthony Frederick Sandys, English
Lady Eleanor Petre Displaying the Shiv She Made in Women’s Prison, ca. 1880
Colored chalk
MASTERPIECE #2069
Louis Moeller, American
“I’m Warning You, Mildred. Talk Sh*t About My Scones One More Time and I’ll Break Your OTHER Hip,” 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1952
Gustavo Simoni, Italian
Argument at First Board Meeting of Levi Strauss & Co., 1894
Watercolor and gouache on paper on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1905
Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch
“Frankly, Young Lady, I Could Give a Rat’s Ass How Gordon Ramsay Says I Should Make a Pancake. Now I Suggest You Shut Up While You Still Have Enough Teeth Left To Eat It With,” Between ca. 1790 and ca. 1810
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1728
Jan Hendrik van Grootvelt, Dutch
“I Strongly Recommend You Get That Hand Off My Shoulder Before I Go All Wonder Woman on Your A**,” 1837
Oil on panel