MASTERPIECE #1183 Rudolf Ernst, Austro-French Father and Daughter in Green Room at “Arabia’s Got Talent,” 1884 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1168 Lady Laura Theresa Alma-Tadema, English Children Reading the Sports Section To Their Father in the Bathroom, 1882 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1136 Leon Bonnat, French Arab Cursing Son For Not Picking Up His Damn Legos, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #906 John Everett Millais, English Father Demanding That Daughter Give His Quizno’s Punch Card Back, 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #852 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Put That Damn iPhone Away and Take Your Daughter Fishing, 1670 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #816 Jean Charles Nicaise Perrin, French That Dad at Day Care Who Never Wears Deodorant, 1784 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #717 Edward Poynter, English Father Repelling Son’s Attempt to Move Back Home After Graduation, 1869 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Surly Teenage Jesus Giving His Dad a “Whatever,” 1834 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #241 Fra Angelico, Italian Saint Bartholomew, Catching Up On His Child Support Payments, 1428 Tempera on wood