Charles Napier Hemy, English
“You’re Right, Henry. We COULD Take the Strait of Magellan To the South Pacific, Take a Right at Tahiti, and Ride the Trade Winds Up To Borneo. Orrrr…We Could Just Stay Home and Order a Pizza. Your Call.” 1877
Oil on canvas
Christian Ruben, German
Columbus’ Voyage, Day 287: The Crew Spots a Starbucks, 1846
Oil on canvas
Victor A. Searles, American
“The Wonders of the New World Are Endless, Your Majesties. Exotic Peoples, Priceless Treasures, and Something Called a ‘Pizookie,'” ca. 1893
Illustration
William Tylee Ranney, American
Lewis Annoyed at Clark For Taking Yet Another Pee Break, 1852
Oil on canvas
Ferdinand Bol, Dutch
Explorer Wondering if He Should Start Organizing That Expedition to the Americas Now, or Smoke Another Bowl, 1652
Oil on canvas
