MASTERPIECE #1520 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Boy Riding Unicorn With Serious Meth Addiction, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1513 Abigail de Andrade, Brazilian “You Know, You Don’t Have to Stand There and Watch Me the Whole Time. I Promise — No More Huffing Paint,” 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1451 Odoardo Borrani, Italian “Well, I’d Say We’ve Had Enough Culture For One Day. Wanna Smoke Some Weed and Watch ‘Spongebob’?,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1406 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch Explorer Wondering if He Should Start Organizing That Expedition to the Americas Now, or Smoke Another Bowl, 1652 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010) Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1260 John Everett Millais, English Army Doctor Falling for Phony Vicodin Prescription, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1169 Elizabeth Jane Gardner Bouguereau, American Stumbling Upon a Meth Lab in the Woods, 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1020 John William Waterhouse, English So THAT’S Where All My Oxycontin Went, 1879 Oil on canvas