MASTERPIECE #2076 Edmund Blair Leighton, English The New Governess, Making Sure She’s Got Enough Oxy To Make It Through the Day, 1894 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2004 John Everett Millais, English Promotional Poster for “Just Say No to Poisonous Berries” Campaign, 1851 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1946 Paul Signac, French That Time I Watched the Movie “Lincoln” on ‘Shrooms, 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1888 Arnold Böcklin, Swiss Less-Popular Children’s Book Character #19: Randy, the Meth Head Unicorn, 1885 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1841 Paolo Antonio Barbieri, Italian Team Pharmacist Whipping Up Breakfast For Russian Olympic Bobsled Team, 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1787 Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian “Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863 Oil on panel
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) Fritz Zuber-Buhler, Swiss Wondering When That Damn Ambien is Finally Going to Kick In, 1852 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1736 Artist Unknown, Lower Bavarian Jesus Making a Sale at His Medical Marijuana Dispensary, 1838 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1680 George Dawe, English “If Either of You Guys Knows What To Do For a Heroin Overdose, This Would Be the Time To Mention It,” 1809 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1608 José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese “Troubling News From the Border, Sire. They Found a Kilo of Heroin in Santa’s Sleigh, and Now He’s Being Held for Questioning,” 1899 Oil on canvas