William Daniels, British
After Examining the Antique Goblet for Over 10 Minutes, Professor Wallingford Came to the Conclusion That This Was Some Really Good Weed, 1843
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2054 (10/5/18)
Category: Drugs
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1003 (4/8/14)
William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French
“Wait. If These Aren’t My Birth Control Pills, What Did I Just Send My Dad For His Birthday?”, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2377
Govaert Flinck, Dutch
“Yo, Which of You Dudes Left Your Bong in My Car?,” 1642
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2320
Henry Gillard Glindoni, English
Queen Elizabeth’s Royal Chemist Teaching Her Court How To Cook Meth, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2308
John Haynes-Williams, English
Uh-Oh. Either That Statue Really Did Just Blink, or Elizabeth Was Going To Have To Lay Off Those New Diet Pills, ca. 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2264
Albin Egger-Lienz, Austrian
Hoping To Finally Make Some Real Money, Johnny Found a Supplier and Changed His Last Name to Cannabisseed, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2259
Elizabeth Forbes, Canadian
Uh-Oh. Looks Like Somebody Slipped a Molly Into the Crumpet Batter Again, 1903
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2253
Edmund Blair Leighton, British
“Here’s What’s Going to Happen, Nathaniel. You’re Going To Smuggle 10 Kilos of Our Cocaine Onto the Mayflower Tomorrow, and Then Somehow Convince the Captain To Make a Pit Stop in Miami. We Clear?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2194
Thomas Hovenden, American
The Artist, Now Wondering If Maybe He Misread the Dosage on Those Muscle Relaxants, 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2119
Nikolai Vasilevich Nevrev, Russian
“Your Resume Is Certainly Impressive, Ma’am. But I’m Afraid We’re Simply Not Hiring Any More Budtenders at the Moment,” 1880s
Oil on canvas