MASTERPIECE #1485 Charles Robert Leslie, English “All Right. Which One of You Is Responsible For That Scratch on My Land Rover?,” 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #478 Dieric Bouts, Netherlandish Jesus Suddenly Remembering He’s Parked at a Meter, 1464 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #369 Franciszek Smuglewicz, Polish Ethiopian King Telling Lost Wise Men How to Get Back on the Highway, 1785 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #168 Dirck van Baburen, Dutch St. Sebastian Insisting He’s Okay to Drive, 1615 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #154 Hans Holbein the Younger, German Venetian Spice Merchant Seeking Parking Validation, 1536 Oil and tempera, transfered from panel to canvas
MASTERPIECE #33 Cornelis de Vos, French Portrait of the Leinwand Family, Shortly After Being Rear-Ended Oil on canvas