MASTERPIECE #2199 Sigmund Eggert, German “You’d Best Take Your Hands Off Me, Herr Müeller, Or I’ll Stick That Beer Glass Where the Sonnen Don’t Schein,” 1878 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2195 Hans Thoma, German Sunday Mornings at Günter and Helga’s Tended To Get a Little Crazy After They Got a Few Drinks in Them, 1876 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2015) Anders Zorn, Swedish Uncle Wilbur, Just Drunk Enough to Say Something Racist, 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2063 Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish “Oh No, We’re Not Dating. We’re Just Getting Together for a Drink,” 1652 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2032 Carl Larsson, Swedish “Just My Luck,” Thought Linda. “The Moment I Reach For the Scotch, the Foster Care Caseworker Shows Up For My Evaluation,” 1901 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1990 Margaret Deborah Cookesley, English Caroline’s Main Problem With Playing Solitaire Was That She Wasn’t a Very Good Loser, 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1988 Lovis Corinth, German Why I Stopped Serving Booze at My 4th of July Barbecues, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1972 Philipp Sporrer, German Man Getting Mugshot Taken For His HDCDUI (Horse-Drawn Carriage Driving Under the Influence), 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1816 Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian “Oh, What the Hell. Let’s Have Another Round. We’re All Ubering Anyway,”Before 1901 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1787 Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian “Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863 Oil on panel